becnoir: good heavens just look at the time
mrpaulino: Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize, it destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships, and peace within themselves.
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
jennyfromthesock: when somebody hot talks to me
castielhasthephoneb0x: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my boyfriend dated me
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via 74k)
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
bakerstreetsdoctor: dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “ OH MY GOD
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
saddumbgirl: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
wescalou: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
k1mkardashian: is it just me or can you tell what sport a guy plays by looking at his butt